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Rate My Team

$25, back to you within 24 hours

Send your full roster. We send back a grade, your team’s real strengths and weaknesses, and 2-3 specific moves to make right now. Not a robo-grade. Us, watching your team, telling you the truth.

Live Strategy Session

$300, 30 minutes, 1-on-1

You, us, live. Pre-draft: we build your plan for your exact league, your exact pick, with all the ‘if he’s gone, then who’ branching a PDF can’t do. In-season: trades, playoff pushes, keeper calls. Bring anything.

Season Package

Custom. Reach out for details.

A weekly session, all season long. Draft day through your championship. Built custom for your league and your schedule.

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